Questions I have been asked once we tucked them in and turned out the light this week:

Are computer networks wireless?
Is the World Wide Web really world wide?
Who invented words?
Why are some parts of some countries not as developed as other countries?
Do you like Russia?
What’s Putin like?
What is a typhoon?
If we went to New Zealand on holiday which way would the aeroplane go?
Would we take our kindle fires?

That’s without even touching on the worries which include death, growing up, cuddly toys, which order the pillows need to go in and incomplete homework.

Then this classic:

“I’m worried”
“Why?”
“Because I’m not worrying about anything.”
“What? You are worried because you aren’t worrying?”
“Yeah you know what I mean.”
“Erm…”

Bedtime. Not exactly like in the movies.